artificial Sunglasses, $290.

Our phones, food, and finding the easy way out are distractions from the world, and its problems. These 'artificial glasses' mask us from our surroundings, blinding us, saying, "DON'T LOOK." An excess of phone usage, and over consumption of food is, in itself, a problem as well.

Jack Yarrows
Bloomingdale Catalog: 2008 Nov.